Translated into a graph:
Think polar bears are cute? Wrong, you are stupid. You'll probably end up like this lady.
This is a shark... ten feet above the water... with dinner in its mouth. What is that dangling from his fangs? That is you.
What was God thinking when he created the marlin?
"Hey, Michael, check out what I just invented! Yeah, it's like a shark, right, but then I attached a sword to its face! Fucking SWEET, right? I can't wait to test it out!"
Concept art of marlin from God's notebook:
Ok, that is just too much. A giant mindless ameoba that stings the shit out of whatever it touches? Really? Come on, God, you aren't even playing fair now.
I don't trust things I can't comprehend. I don't know how this is going to kill me, but I know it will.
What a pretty frog. Too bad even looking at it for too long will kill you. 
They have learned how to ride horses. We are doomed.
